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Welcome to my humble abode! The name's Monique, and I'm 15, from a little ol' country down under! Here, you'll just find a lot of stuff from a lot of places and if you dun' like my stuff, eat a cactus ^-^

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it

1 day ago5,429,001 plays

spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

1 day ago1,481,180 plays

amoying:

amoying:

what do musicians put on their toast?

jam

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dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,