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Welcome to my humble abode! The name's Monique, and I'm 15, from a little ol' country down under! Here, you'll just find a lot of stuff from a lot of places and if you dun' like my stuff, eat a cactus ^-^

dutchster:

my sleep schedule says “party animal” but my lifestyle says “reclusive maniac”

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and I was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

friend: you really need to go outside
me: send me the link