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Welcome to my humble abode! The name's Monique, and I'm 15, from a little ol' country down under! Here, you'll just find a lot of stuff from a lot of places and if you dun' like my stuff, eat a cactus ^-^

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

actuallyxana:

hetaliangonewild:

When I go back to school tomorrow

what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg

shouldnt:

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest

8 hours ago1,241,118 plays

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing